Running Accident
by Zombiekilla
This literally just happened this morning, unplanned and completely accidental, i was so embarrassed but also loved it so much ugh.
I’ll give you all a bit of background on me, i’m 20 (about to be 21 yay!), tiny latino boy ~ 5’7 and proably 140 soaking wet. Last night i hung out with some friends for the last time we could before we all move back to college for the year, and we celebrated pretty hard (i got way too high lolz). The high tends to hang over to the next morning for a while for me, which is where the real story starts.
I’m a runner in college (as in, for a college team), so i’ve been pretty committed with getting good training in this summer no matter how i’m feeling. Today it was super hot out so first thing i did when i woke up was chug water (probably 48 oz, i LOVE water). I also wanted to make sure to get my run done before it got too much hotter outside. I do basically all of my runs in my neighborhood, which will be important later lol. As for what I was wearing, I had on some nice shades and some navy blue cross country split shorts. Anyways as i leave my house i notice on my warmup jog that i need to pee, but it’s nothing i can’t handle and as a runner i’ve definitely had my fair share of holding. Plus, i thought i’d be fine because the main section of my neighborhood has a public bathroom since there’s a golf course that’s connected to my neighborhood. As I reach the end of my warmup and get to the bathroom, I find out it’s locked and seemingly empty. I figured there was a plumbing issue or something, didn’t really matter what anymore what mattered is that i had to pee (pretty bad by now lol). I figure now I’m gonna just have to try to muscle my way through the workout whilst my bladder screams at me (fun !!).
The workout was basically 2 sets of 12 minutes of hard running, broken up by 3 minutes of jogging rest (a tough one WITHOUT a full bladder and a slight high). I figure fuck it I can do it, surely I wouldn’t just piss myself…right?
So i get started on the hard running and immediately my bladder pangs in pain, begging for release. I’m focusing on my breathing to not only run fast but so I don’t let a complete flood into my poor tiny split shorts! I barely manage to make it through the first 12 minutes, the whole time telling myself that all I need to do is survive, then I can loop back to my house to use the bathroom during the 3 minute rest. Now, this is where I may have made a not-so-smart choice that led to some sopping shorts. I stupidly decided that stopping during the rest would ruin the workout (im a bit too competitive for my own good), and i had felt better about my need to pee because i had slowed my pace a lot. As I start the next 12 minutes, I realized how bad of a mistake I had made. At this point I’m just doing everything I can to not piss my shorts in full view of my neighborhood, with MANY people out walking their dogs and getting their own exercise in. Guys when I tell you my bladder was SCREAMING at me to stop, I am NOT exaggerating, I was so full from everything I had chugged beforehand. Every step I took I could feel the force make its way up and through my bladder, sending pangs of desperation with LITERALLY every step it was so bad. I swear around 9 minutes into this one I leaked a little and never have I clenched so hard in my life lmao (i was also running past an older lady so losing my battle here would have been mortifying). But finally, against all odds I finish my 12 extremely hard minutes and jog back to my house, but the sight of salvation was too much for my tiny bladder to handle
My knees buckled and my hands shot straight to my crotch, I TRIED SO HARD to fight it but I couldn’t. I couldn’t do anything as I felt an absolute flood stream down my legs and soak my shorts (in my driveway!). I was full on fucking pissing myself, completely unintentionally which hasn’t happened since I was a literal child. The relief felt utterly ridiculous, and I was immobilized, knees still knocked, as my piss forced itself out. As the relief wore off and I had finished pissing myself, I looked around and, to my utter horror, saw my neighbors (middle aged man and younger woman) now very much staring at me. My face must’ve been tomato red as I sprinted inside my house, just standing wide eyed as I came to terms with the fact that I PISSED MYSELF IN FRONT OF MY NEIGHBORS. My shorts were utterly sopping, and the piss made its way into my socks and shoes, soaking them too
Anyways I’ve now come to the conclusion that I can never leave my house again or ever see these neighbors again lol. (also that i should just pee when i need to lol).
TLDR; I tried holding my piss on a run, got to my driveway, completely accidentally flooded my shorts in full view of my neighbors, soaking my socks shoes and shorts. Needless to say, I have never been this humiliated in my life, but part of me realllyyy liked it
