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So. I thought I would put this here for members to offer up ideas of stories, where others can then take the thoughts and ideas and run with it.

I've a few over the years and they have often turned to fruition. Some running off from other stories here but most of things I have seen or parts I have seen then thought a lot about it.

I'm a driver, and usually manage about 2k miles a week in about 65 hours, so while I'm not here and my enthusiastic and energetic moderator team are, these ideas come to me and sometimes I remember them and sometimes I don't. But you all work long hours too, and see things that trigger a thought, that grows with more thoughts.

But others see things and either don't have the time or writing skills or even how to get it into words for others. It's all well and good seeing something and taking it to the brink in your head and thinking 'i must share this' but then don't know how to...

I'm sure you know what I'm trying to say. This is that thread. It may be near the top of the forum ;) If I remember how to do that... ;)
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The Opticians.

GF: It can't go on, you're glasses are scratched and you've had that bit of insulation tape holding the arm on for over a month. Just go.
BF: I will, I'm just busy, i've got stuff to do
GF: yeah, like drink coffee and play with the computer.
BF: ...
GF: I've checked, there is space for you to go this morning. Just finish off that coffee and walk into town to them, the walk will do you good. Saves you sitting around all the time
BF: I'm on my feet all day at work...
GF: This is walking, not just standing around selling TVs. *GO*
BF: Fine! I'll just finish my coffee and...
GF: ...
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What a great idea!
We certainly have both groups here: excellent writers who just need a good idea to get them going, and others who are less keen to write but have the ideas.
And that's a promising idea to start with. Boyfriend at the optician's! Who wants to take that one up and write about it?
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Well, I haven't time to put much effort in, but I'm going to give Tytn's Opticians idea a quick try by writing a short story. Let's see what I can come up with.
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Here's another idea:

A window cleaning company has taken on a new male trainee. One of the established employees accompanies him on the suspended platform high up while they clean the windows of a tower block. While up there being shown how to do the window washing, the trainee starts to regret accepting that coffee before they went up...
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and of course there are no protected spaces up there in that cage, no covering, and the floor is a mesh too. It would take ages to raise or lower it to the ground and once they've left that position it's difficult to find the right place again and the windowcleaners maximise their time up there as well.

And it's not just coffee. On hot days it could just be bottles of water or pop. maybe a macdonalds visit and a soft drink to cool one down ;)

If its on a long arm that acts as a sizzor with the base that can rotate and the arms can extend as well as raise and lower. That's called a boom lift and is usually electric or diesel powered. The latter ones can go up to several hundred feet but the cage is big enough for 3 or 2 and the gear.

Then there is a sizzor lift, where it just goes up and down straight and to move along you have to do it slowly but you set it parallel to the building and move along slowly.

Hanging lift off the building are larger and slower moving, even more than sizzors but you're more likely to have a boom lift on that job and operated with a foot mounted dead man switch and then joystick controls that work gradually in unison to get a smooth action of movement, with the operator continually looking all around.

Boom and Cage lifts you had to wear safety harnesses with restraining line so you could not move more than 2 meters from the floor mounting point. With care you could get quite far, and the most common we had was after a while people forgetting they were wearing them and jumping out of the cage, sliding out through the exit frame or climbing over the side only to be left dangling, sometimes violently, by the harness. Feet meter inches above the ground and being reminded they did have testicles, once.

I do recall the scream that woke up Stamford in Lincolnshire one sunday morning at 5am that brought the police. When they arrived we had shut down and the sign repairer was whimpering over near their van trying to recover from such an incident. His scream had been reported as someone being attacked... But he was a teenager too, nearly 20s and he had been on the job for a year and this was his first time in a cherry picker.

I spent 5 years on truck mounted versions.
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Ah, you're an expert on these things I see Tytn. I remember you already wrote at least one story about window cleaning before, and it's here for those with access to Stronger Interests:
https://www.ladspissing.com/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=81
That one was just using a ladder, of course, and I wonder if you have time and any inclination to write another story, this time with the guys high up on a boom lift or sizzor lift? From your description, getting down in a hurry is clearly not an option, and I can just imagine an incident where a desperate guy forgets to take off his harness first and gets left dangling like you describe!
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Here's another idea.
At the dentists. A bit similar to Tytn's suggestion above of the optician's, I suppose, but with perhaps extra possibilities. Perhaps the male customer is having a filling. If he's misjudged things and finds he can't wait any longer during the procedure, he's got a bit of a problem...
Does anyone fancy writing about this one?
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this sounds a bit devilish, but i like the idea of a young athlete being caught urinating by a police officer, being forced to stop mid stream, and being handcuffed and booked to the local sheriff's office.... might write one about this :twisted: :twisted:
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hvzoi wrote: 13 May 2018, 11:04 this sounds a bit devilish, but i like the idea of a young athlete being caught urinating by a police officer, being forced to stop mid stream, and being handcuffed and booked to the local sheriff's office.... might write one about this :twisted: :twisted:
Yes I like that too. Something similar is mentioned in the story "A legal matter" in "Open Stories" here https://www.ladspissing.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=52 , though the young guy in question ("Danny") was not explicitly an athlete and the incident was a brief part of a longer story and so was not described in all that much detail. (Danny had been travelling as the passenger on a motorbike which his brother was driving, couldn't communicate to his brother that he needed a piss, finally got off when his brother stopped at traffic lights and waddled to the side of the road, but failed to see that the police were present and was apprehended and - after other misdemeanours - arrested by the police officers before he had been able to relieve himself.) Maybe there are other stories here which explore the theme too. But I'd love to see you, or anyone else, explore it further with a dedicated story about it. :roll:
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