On the bus!

[SoakdBrute]

I'm reposting this first-person account by an author named Kelvin. The source isn't the best site for literary omorashi (so I don't recommend going there for that.) But I wanted to preserve this posting since it's a nice quick story about a bunch of men with full bladders and how they choose to deal with it.

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Hi. I have not been around much recently, but I thought that you might enjoy hearing about what happened after a professional convention I attended recently, with some colleagues. The convention was in a town called Derby, in the Midlands of England. Those of us who were based in my office were staying in a nearby hotel, but some of our colleagues from the nearby Nottingham office were not. After day 2 of the convention we headed to a nearby pub as its not often we get to see our Nottingham colleagues in person, although we obviously speak on the phone and by message frequently.

After a few pints some of us made a decision to continue the evening in Nottingham which was a short coach ride away. One of the Nottingham lads said this coach was due shortly called the "Red Arrow" which ran into Nottingham non stop in 30 mins so we all dashed out the pub to catch the coach! As we got on the coach I was kind of thinking I could do with draining my python, but the bus was ready to go and it was only 30 minutes, right?

Anyway 30 minutes became more like an hour as there was a problem on some bridge in Nottingham and the whole city was pretty much gridlocked. I was in quite a bit of pain by this time and so were some of the others! We had all been drinking pints of lager and what goes in must come out! So anyway as we got off the bus we were all absolutely bursting to piss.

One of the Nottingham lads told us he knew where we could go near the bus stop, so we all followed him. He led us into a local multi-storey car park and up the stairs. I had kind of assumed he was leading us to some public toilets but as he approached a corner on the stairwell landing and started unbuckling his belt we realised that was not what he had in mind! The rest of us all were busting and I think were of the same opinion as me, where when you have to go you have to go! We all lined up along the wall of the stairs in a row, unzipped, flopped out our hosepipes and opened the floodgates! As soon as we started pissing it seemed to become a really busy stairway, and several people walked up behind us. We must have looked quite a sight 8 lads in smart grey suits pissing against a filthy wall on a car park staircase!

It was one of the longest and most satisfying pees of my life, I think we were probably all peeing for a good 2 minutes! You would be amazed how much pee 8 guys can produce. As we finished (and made a fast exit) it was dripping over the edges of the stairs and pouring between the stairs - which made a right racket as it landed on the concrete floor below!

[Brian]

That's a good find, well worth preserving, especially as the postings on that site don't seem to have any sort of ordering or indexing and everything just gets swamped by the new stuff. Thanks for re-posting here.

I do like bursting guys in grey suits!

[Def123]

That’s a very good find! I’ve been to Nottingham a few times and I’m trying to work out which car park this would be There’s a couple of contenders and one in particular, the stairs always used to stink of piss….sounds like the got a right hosing down that day

[Wombat48]

How much would you love to stumble on this by accident???
I have a great memory of a bus sighting from a few years ago when I lived in London