The Master Video List

[Chikita]

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[Brian]

Chikta, thank you. Your hard work with the translations is appreciated.

[Brian]

An old one, but it makes my imagination run wild. Military guys queueing for something, and one of them is obviously bursting. It makes me wonder what the lead-up to this was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTHUHBZQ4XI

[Fred]

An old one, but it makes my imagination run wild. Military guys queueing for something, and one of them is obviously bursting. It makes me wonder what the lead-up to this was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTHUHBZQ4XI

A very memorable video! As I recall, he was standing in line to get a container for a urine sample. He obviously prepared for the test a bit too well!

The next video that Google offered:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpodUpD0CIk
This guy pees in a bottle in a car, and a truly impressive amount for the circumstances.

[Brian]

A very memorable video! As I recall, he was standing in line to get a container for a urine sample. He obviously prepared for the test a bit too well!

Ah, that explains it. But I have the distinct impression that the container for the sample is unlikely to be big enough for him. Assuming he doesn't do it in his pants before he gets that far, that is.

Which ties in pretty nicely with the one you just reposted, one I think we've had before but is well worth viewing again...

The next video that Google offered:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpodUpD0CIk
This guy pees in a bottle in a car, and a truly impressive amount for the circumstances.

As we see, he pees so much, that litre bottle only just copes!
I love videos like this one. It makes me wonder how badly a guy in a car with his friends will have to go before actually submitting to the indignity of peeing in a bottle in front of them.

[Chikita]

Yes, that's a good one. Very impressive!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIDiDmIQBx0
Pretty funny video to discourage people from public peeing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRWkEVyH3Tw
Not a desperation video but I think he might have been pretty desperate before he decided to just pee on the platform. Funny thing is that in the comments, someone wrote that they should show this video to the Bahn AG (and then make the guy clean everything) which the official (?) youtube account of Berlin Main Station replied with: "I'm sure they already know about this incident. There are cameras on the platforms. Believe it or not, those things happen here daily."

http://www.rtl2.de/sendung/berlin-tag-u ... -ins-auto/
More of our favourite German trash TV. It's seriously hard to watch but it's still a good desperation scene. So the story is, that these guys skipped work for some stupid reason but they now have to go back because a customer is coming. And one of them has to pee.

[Fred]

I agree that the fellow on the platform must have had to pee immediately or he wouldn't have risked doing it so publicly. Of course, I want to know why.

Re the last one, peeing in a bottle without soaking the car floor takes some skill!

[Chikita]

He actually dropped the bottle, this is why the other guy was so angry at him

One video that came to my mind when I saw the train station was this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIFIhQbrKIY
Pretty old Can't really get more public than that. But he was drunk and possibly on drugs so...that happens.

[Brian]

This one is a long time favourite of mine and I'm delighted to have just rediscovered it on Youtube. At least two previous versions were deleted. Let's hope this one stays. It was my inspiration for the story "The New Band Member". Anyway, I'd be interested to know if other people here think the guy in the yellow tee shirt and white shorts, standing in a moving bus and talking to another guy, is desperate for a pee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qAQlrW7z-A

[Fred]

This one is a long time favourite of mine and I'm delighted to have just rediscovered it on Youtube. At least two previous versions were deleted. Let's hope this one stays. It was my inspiration for the story "The New Band Member". Anyway, I'd be interested to know if other people here think the guy in the yellow tee shirt and white shorts, standing in a moving bus and talking to another guy, is desperate for a pee.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qAQlrW7z-A

At first I thought that his problem was just the need for "adjustment", especially since he seemed to be somewhat….firm…..in those shorts. But toward the end he gave himself a prolonged squeeze, and I think your suspicion is correct. He needs a serious pee!