Drinking beer before sleeping

[nicpee]

Have you experience what will happen when you drink a lot of let's say 4 pints of beer right before sleeping? Will you wake up after a few hours bursting to pee, will you wet the bed or will you sleep trough the night till morning?

[Brian]

I certainly won't sleep through the night without peeing after 4 pints. Not after only 2 pints either.

Wetting the bed has happened to me before on rare occasions in the past, but usually if I've drunk too much before going to bed I'll keep waking up bursting and having to go and pee.

[Fred]

I would wake up bursting to pee and dash for the toilet. I have read posts from guys who may drink considerable water before bedtime and wake up during the night needing an urgent pee, and they challenge themselves to try to hold it until morning. But beer pee is too large a volume and too insistent to hold!

[SoakdBrute]

I can’t find it anymore, but I remember reading a blog post by someone who was struggling with writer’s block, about a dream he had. He had drunk a beer or two before going to bed, then went on to dream he was urinating into the keyboard at his computer where he types! He woke up panicked before realizing that the part about the keyboard was just a dream (but not the part about needing to pee.) Interesting symbolism aside, he learned a lesson that day about consuming too many fluids before bedtime.

[nicpee]

Thanks for all the answers.I think I have seen a post about a guy drinking beer before sleeping and holding it till morning somewhere too. But I couldn't find it anymore. Probably it was a forum which shit down in the last years.

Probably I try drinking a liter water before sleeping soon. It's healthier than beer and will have the same effect on the bladder.

[Brian]

Make sure you tell us what happens when you do that.

[Peesgret]

I remember once I came home drunk and very tired after a party and fell asleep almost as soon as my head hit the pillow. I don’t remember how much i had exactly but i do know it was at least several pints and I don’t remember how many times i used the bathroom beforehand. Problem was I hadn’t taken off any of my clothes yet. I woke up some time later with a full bladder and was absolutely frantic. I was still drunk and very groggy. I instinctively grabbed my cock and squeezed and hunched over. It felt like my bladder was screaming for release but my mind wasn’t fully awake yet, so I ran to the toilet with both my hands grabbing my crotch. I could feel my crotch getting wet and warm. I stumbled into the bathroom and tried to aim my cock, and it took me a few seconds to realize I was still wearing my jeans with a stiff leather belt. I panicked and frantically began trying to undo my belt, but I was too drunk and tired to gain the grip and concentration. I felt my piss coming out harder and used all my strength to try to keep it from coming, but it felt like I could only make it a little less strong rather than stop it. I fumbled with my belt for a minute or two before I gave up. My jeans were soaked and I was standing in a huge puddle.

[Fred]

People who are drunk have three tasks ahead of them. (1) They have to perceive that their bladder is very full, (2) they have to figure out where they can pee, and (3) they have to cope with the fine motor actions to get their dick out of their clothing. It's not uncommon that their befuddled brain screws up on one of the three, and they wet their pants. I'm sure we've all seen this and perhaps some have experienced it themselves!