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What would happen if a recruit in a boot camp peed or defecated in their pants?
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So in Basic training there are periodic urinalysis tests. One fateful morning in December our Drill Sergeant told us that we would be taking that test later on in the day so he instructed us to drink lots of water and not use the restroom until then. This was all before morning PT and actually about 4–5 hours before we would be peeing in a cup. Most of us just decided to hold our routinely morning piss until that time.
For whatever reason, the Drill Sergeants were short on numbers that day and the process was taking a lot longer than it usually did. By this time everyone who didn’t pee first thing in the morning was really suffering and they were going down the list in Alphabetical order. A guy a few dudes behind me in the line was really suffering more than the rest of us. He usually had an issue going in the cup so he made sure to drink plenty of water in preparation which he quickly came to regret. After all, the only thing you can think about in line for a urinalysis is about how badly you have to relieve yourself.
As time much onward and the line moved excruciatingly slow, the guy couldn’t claimed he couldn’t hold it any longer and pushed his way up to the desk a DS was taking ID’s and demanded he get to go right now. The DS basically told him to get back in line so he proceeded to try and rush to the bathroom but was blocked by the DS. It was at this point the poor guy gave up on it all and relieved himself right then and there. At the time we were wearing our winter PT uniform with the pants. These pants were pretty new still and were quite good at deflecting any liquids off them. So when this soldier let loose the flood gates, all of it ran down his leg and puddled at his foot since the pants absorbed none of the fluid.
The DS looked down at the floor and leaped backwards to avoid the expanding puddle with a look of surprise mixed with disgust and so did all the other recruits around him. The guy had the most pitiful look on his face because as far as he was concerned he had almost peed on the DS. He let out a meek “Sorry” while looking at the DS. The DS just looked at him and then at the rest of us and instructed us to move the line to the other side of the room. He then told the poor sap to go clean himself up, also reminding him to drink more water since he still had to pee in the cup. He picked a handful of us to clean up the mess, me included. Nothing come of it in the end maybe because the Drill Sergeants didn’t mention the test would be many hours later when they told us not to pee.
And that’s how I ended up mopping up urine during basic.
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We had a recruit piss himself. Guess he was too scared to asked to go to the restroom or had some undisclosed medical issue. I don’t think it was the latter since he graduated with us.
We all noticed his trousers were wet but when we were scrambling to line up, we thought he spilled water from his canteen. The DI came by and he smelled the urine. He ordered the recruit to the head (restroom) to change. When the recruit came back, the DI ripped him for not having the balls to request to go to the restroom. 3 other recruits had to clean up the area he was standing at.
We all had a lecture on courage later on. From that point, no one pissed themselves.
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Although it happened a couple times to others, and I was close a few times, it does happen. You drink a ton of water, and a canteen ( 1 quart) before bed. At lights out, you can’t get out of bed until the Drill instructor gets off the “ kill floor”. The other thing that is unnerving is that as recruits, you must ask to use the head in a very specific way. Not loud enough? Say it again, sound like a pussy? Say it better… you get the idea. So it does happen. Guys That piss or shit the bed are usually labeled as failure to adapt and fairly quickly process for separation
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Had a guy in my platoon do just that in formation one day. He was made fun of briefly, told by the drill sergeants to go change, was the brunt of jokes for roughly a week, then life continued on for him. Stuff happens, it is what it is.
What would happen if a recruit in a boot camp peed or defecated in their pants?
----
So in Basic training there are periodic urinalysis tests. One fateful morning in December our Drill Sergeant told us that we would be taking that test later on in the day so he instructed us to drink lots of water and not use the restroom until then. This was all before morning PT and actually about 4–5 hours before we would be peeing in a cup. Most of us just decided to hold our routinely morning piss until that time.
For whatever reason, the Drill Sergeants were short on numbers that day and the process was taking a lot longer than it usually did. By this time everyone who didn’t pee first thing in the morning was really suffering and they were going down the list in Alphabetical order. A guy a few dudes behind me in the line was really suffering more than the rest of us. He usually had an issue going in the cup so he made sure to drink plenty of water in preparation which he quickly came to regret. After all, the only thing you can think about in line for a urinalysis is about how badly you have to relieve yourself.
As time much onward and the line moved excruciatingly slow, the guy couldn’t claimed he couldn’t hold it any longer and pushed his way up to the desk a DS was taking ID’s and demanded he get to go right now. The DS basically told him to get back in line so he proceeded to try and rush to the bathroom but was blocked by the DS. It was at this point the poor guy gave up on it all and relieved himself right then and there. At the time we were wearing our winter PT uniform with the pants. These pants were pretty new still and were quite good at deflecting any liquids off them. So when this soldier let loose the flood gates, all of it ran down his leg and puddled at his foot since the pants absorbed none of the fluid.
The DS looked down at the floor and leaped backwards to avoid the expanding puddle with a look of surprise mixed with disgust and so did all the other recruits around him. The guy had the most pitiful look on his face because as far as he was concerned he had almost peed on the DS. He let out a meek “Sorry” while looking at the DS. The DS just looked at him and then at the rest of us and instructed us to move the line to the other side of the room. He then told the poor sap to go clean himself up, also reminding him to drink more water since he still had to pee in the cup. He picked a handful of us to clean up the mess, me included. Nothing come of it in the end maybe because the Drill Sergeants didn’t mention the test would be many hours later when they told us not to pee.
And that’s how I ended up mopping up urine during basic.
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We had a recruit piss himself. Guess he was too scared to asked to go to the restroom or had some undisclosed medical issue. I don’t think it was the latter since he graduated with us.
We all noticed his trousers were wet but when we were scrambling to line up, we thought he spilled water from his canteen. The DI came by and he smelled the urine. He ordered the recruit to the head (restroom) to change. When the recruit came back, the DI ripped him for not having the balls to request to go to the restroom. 3 other recruits had to clean up the area he was standing at.
We all had a lecture on courage later on. From that point, no one pissed themselves.
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Although it happened a couple times to others, and I was close a few times, it does happen. You drink a ton of water, and a canteen ( 1 quart) before bed. At lights out, you can’t get out of bed until the Drill instructor gets off the “ kill floor”. The other thing that is unnerving is that as recruits, you must ask to use the head in a very specific way. Not loud enough? Say it again, sound like a pussy? Say it better… you get the idea. So it does happen. Guys That piss or shit the bed are usually labeled as failure to adapt and fairly quickly process for separation
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Had a guy in my platoon do just that in formation one day. He was made fun of briefly, told by the drill sergeants to go change, was the brunt of jokes for roughly a week, then life continued on for him. Stuff happens, it is what it is.