Re: Wettings During Queen’s Mourning Events
Posted: 22 Sep 2022, 07:40
I agree with Brian that the officail instructions to the guards is that no guard is to leave his position in the formation for any reason including taking a toilet break regardless how bad you need to go! Every one should goi to the toilet before lining up.
The newer guards might hear an older guard teasing an other guard about wetting his pants at some event in the past with comments to the newer guards that if they are about to wet themselves to let a little out and hold it for a few seconds, then let some more out and repeat to prevent a puddle.
Those guards are standing at parade test which means their legs are several inches apart. I am thinking 8 inches apart. That will make some of the urine to drop down on the pavement.
Does anyone know how much time there is from the last moment a guard can pee until the first moment they can pee after the event is over?
I did notice that there were different men carrying the coffin at St George’s Chapel then at Westminster Abby. Was this the same for all guards in formation?
I can’t imagine guards in formation for over seven hours. Pissed pants might be the least problem as guards rapidly passing out on the payment!
I really might consider adult diapers if I were a guard!
The newer guards might hear an older guard teasing an other guard about wetting his pants at some event in the past with comments to the newer guards that if they are about to wet themselves to let a little out and hold it for a few seconds, then let some more out and repeat to prevent a puddle.
Those guards are standing at parade test which means their legs are several inches apart. I am thinking 8 inches apart. That will make some of the urine to drop down on the pavement.
Does anyone know how much time there is from the last moment a guard can pee until the first moment they can pee after the event is over?
I did notice that there were different men carrying the coffin at St George’s Chapel then at Westminster Abby. Was this the same for all guards in formation?
I can’t imagine guards in formation for over seven hours. Pissed pants might be the least problem as guards rapidly passing out on the payment!
I really might consider adult diapers if I were a guard!