How dumb can I be?
Posted: 25 Apr 2022, 22:06
Went to the pub last night, and met this really handsome guy, got chatting, and I missed a lot of signals, I think!!
And I’m normally really good at picking them up!!
He started to tell me that he had just been on a stag holiday in Europe, and then the first thing he said about it was that one of his pals “face changed, and then he was pissing himself”.
A few minutes later he said “I’m going to take a piss and buy a drink, and went off to do that.
A bit later I found myself in the toilets with him - three urinals, him on the right one, me on the left one, and he said “look no hands!”.
I said “that’s not a great trick, I can do it too”, and proved it.
But I didn’t make any approach to him.
Definitely going to if I see him again!!!
And I’m normally really good at picking them up!!
He started to tell me that he had just been on a stag holiday in Europe, and then the first thing he said about it was that one of his pals “face changed, and then he was pissing himself”.
A few minutes later he said “I’m going to take a piss and buy a drink, and went off to do that.
A bit later I found myself in the toilets with him - three urinals, him on the right one, me on the left one, and he said “look no hands!”.
I said “that’s not a great trick, I can do it too”, and proved it.
But I didn’t make any approach to him.
Definitely going to if I see him again!!!