How dumb can I be?

[Sean]

Went to the pub last night, and met this really handsome guy, got chatting, and I missed a lot of signals, I think!!

And I’m normally really good at picking them up!!

He started to tell me that he had just been on a stag holiday in Europe, and then the first thing he said about it was that one of his pals “face changed, and then he was pissing himself”.

A few minutes later he said “I’m going to take a piss and buy a drink, and went off to do that.

A bit later I found myself in the toilets with him - three urinals, him on the right one, me on the left one, and he said “look no hands!”.

I said “that’s not a great trick, I can do it too”, and proved it.

But I didn’t make any approach to him.

Definitely going to if I see him again!!!

[Lee]

Wow! Also ask him for all the details about his mate on the stag holiday.

[Brian]

Yes, I think we'd all like more details of the stag holiday.

I know how you feel Sean. There have been many times when I've had a guy talking to me about pissing, being desperate and even having accidents but I didn't even respond. Too shy in my case. It's perfectly obvious the subject interests him if his mate's "pissing himself" was the first thing he had to say about a holiday in Europe.

[Wombat48]

Yep Definetely up for it!!!

[pissbaby]

Shares our interests definitely :') I'd be shy too

[Bigdog]

I remember once seeing a friendly lad in the toilets, who said i bet you feel a lot lighter after that pee! It really made my day and felt rather aroused

[Sam70]

I always pee before I weigh. That can lower the weight by o e pound if you really need to go.