Pub sightings
Posted: 20 Sep 2020, 15:12
Hello, as promised in my intro, here’s a couple of introductory sightings’.
#1
This is going close to 20 years ago but was really the first time I got the idea that others might participate in or even enjoy anything similar.
At a local pub on a really quiet night, not very crowded at all, I was there for dinner. There was a really good looking tradie guy drinking with friends. Mid 20s – early 30s, still in gear, so probably just finished work and headed to the pub for a drink with mates. No reason to suspect anything, only that he was so good looking and wearing ‘nice’ attire, I’d have had no reason otherwise to even pay any attention. It dawned on me after finishing dinner, despite drinking a lot, he’d never moved the whole time even though all the other friends had gone to the bathroom at least once by this point. I could have gone home after dinner, but stayed around to kill some time and observe.
Shortly after, the whole group got up and moved onto the pokies, which were in clear sight from where I was sitting. While playing, the guy appeared to squirm slightly, like a bit of a piss-dance, but not certain. It made no sense, if he did need to go for a piss, no one was stopping him from going. I could have gone home, but intrigued I stayed to observe. It was discreet, but the occasional squirm or ‘adjust’ continued. They played for a bit but one by one soon started leaving and going home until he was the last remaining. It wasn’t long, I’d say only about 20-30 mins, but consider in all he’d been there probably at least 4 hours drinking beer and never once gone to the bathroom despite everyone else in the group having done so at least once, some maybe twice. Getting late, so there were very few patrons still around, probably no reason to believe he was still in sight of anyone anymore, or drunk and inhibited anyway. Suddenly he jumped planting both feet widely, legs spread, in a star jump position while standing at the machine and still playing. He started moving his pelvis side to side while standing in this position, the movements even getting quite vigorous. From where I was sitting I saw the whole display from behind and it seemed clear now, he had to be busting for a piss. He remained even another 2-3 mins, moving back and forth, I guess until he’d completed whatever game he was on, then instantly bolted across the floor towards the bathroom, the one on the opposite side of the pub that no one really ever visits because it’s too far away. I think if he’d gone towards the main bathroom, where traffic might still be expected, I’d have followed. He emerged confidently, left the pub and presumably went home.
I went across to those bathrooms to investigate and found a massive piss mark in a big rainbow/arc shape stretching the entire width of the urinal (Australian style open steel trough urinal). It confirmed, he had to have been holding it in, it was massive. He also clearly put on some kind of display (though a shame no one was there to witness it) during the release, which I honestly hope he did enjoy. I couldn’t help it, I got my camera out and took a photo before it all got flushed away and I imagine him standing there with his legs spread, still in that star jump position, directing his big held-in-beer-piss stream up and down the urinal painting that big rainbow/arc.
Sorry for long story, I’ve tried to recount as vividly as possible. I consider this my first experience noticing a man, one that I wouldn’t otherwise expect, voluntarily holding it in and possibly seeming to have maybe got some kind of enjoyment from the experience. I believe it would also have been the initiation for my interest in just admiring the aftermath, some of the impressive marks left behind.
He was a regular at that pub and I had the pleasure of observing similar on a couple of other occasions, in the main bathroom though (where there’s more traffic so back then I was reluctant to try and get any photos of his ‘paintings’) and once even on the wall outside just after leaving. There is another explanation, as on one subsequent occasion staying for a longer period he appeared to be going every 20 minutes or so. I think it is common knowledge that once you’ve done the first one you end up having to go back all the time, called ‘breaking the seal’. As a result, a lot of men hold off ‘breaking the seal’ for as long as possible to avoid the inconvenience, but as a result when they do break it, that first release can be amazing. I know for certain that some men enjoy it, I’ve overheard many a conversation between men standing at the urinal ‘breaking their seals’ about it feeling “as good as <something else>” and similar. Good looking tradie was probably holding off ‘breaking the seal’, as on that subsequent occasion he seemed to have already broken it, whether or not he was in the enjoys it too category I can only speculate.
Since this first initial experience, I’ve observed many similar. In time I can post some more of them if there is interest.
Cheers.
#1
This is going close to 20 years ago but was really the first time I got the idea that others might participate in or even enjoy anything similar.
At a local pub on a really quiet night, not very crowded at all, I was there for dinner. There was a really good looking tradie guy drinking with friends. Mid 20s – early 30s, still in gear, so probably just finished work and headed to the pub for a drink with mates. No reason to suspect anything, only that he was so good looking and wearing ‘nice’ attire, I’d have had no reason otherwise to even pay any attention. It dawned on me after finishing dinner, despite drinking a lot, he’d never moved the whole time even though all the other friends had gone to the bathroom at least once by this point. I could have gone home after dinner, but stayed around to kill some time and observe.
Shortly after, the whole group got up and moved onto the pokies, which were in clear sight from where I was sitting. While playing, the guy appeared to squirm slightly, like a bit of a piss-dance, but not certain. It made no sense, if he did need to go for a piss, no one was stopping him from going. I could have gone home, but intrigued I stayed to observe. It was discreet, but the occasional squirm or ‘adjust’ continued. They played for a bit but one by one soon started leaving and going home until he was the last remaining. It wasn’t long, I’d say only about 20-30 mins, but consider in all he’d been there probably at least 4 hours drinking beer and never once gone to the bathroom despite everyone else in the group having done so at least once, some maybe twice. Getting late, so there were very few patrons still around, probably no reason to believe he was still in sight of anyone anymore, or drunk and inhibited anyway. Suddenly he jumped planting both feet widely, legs spread, in a star jump position while standing at the machine and still playing. He started moving his pelvis side to side while standing in this position, the movements even getting quite vigorous. From where I was sitting I saw the whole display from behind and it seemed clear now, he had to be busting for a piss. He remained even another 2-3 mins, moving back and forth, I guess until he’d completed whatever game he was on, then instantly bolted across the floor towards the bathroom, the one on the opposite side of the pub that no one really ever visits because it’s too far away. I think if he’d gone towards the main bathroom, where traffic might still be expected, I’d have followed. He emerged confidently, left the pub and presumably went home.
I went across to those bathrooms to investigate and found a massive piss mark in a big rainbow/arc shape stretching the entire width of the urinal (Australian style open steel trough urinal). It confirmed, he had to have been holding it in, it was massive. He also clearly put on some kind of display (though a shame no one was there to witness it) during the release, which I honestly hope he did enjoy. I couldn’t help it, I got my camera out and took a photo before it all got flushed away and I imagine him standing there with his legs spread, still in that star jump position, directing his big held-in-beer-piss stream up and down the urinal painting that big rainbow/arc.
Sorry for long story, I’ve tried to recount as vividly as possible. I consider this my first experience noticing a man, one that I wouldn’t otherwise expect, voluntarily holding it in and possibly seeming to have maybe got some kind of enjoyment from the experience. I believe it would also have been the initiation for my interest in just admiring the aftermath, some of the impressive marks left behind.
He was a regular at that pub and I had the pleasure of observing similar on a couple of other occasions, in the main bathroom though (where there’s more traffic so back then I was reluctant to try and get any photos of his ‘paintings’) and once even on the wall outside just after leaving. There is another explanation, as on one subsequent occasion staying for a longer period he appeared to be going every 20 minutes or so. I think it is common knowledge that once you’ve done the first one you end up having to go back all the time, called ‘breaking the seal’. As a result, a lot of men hold off ‘breaking the seal’ for as long as possible to avoid the inconvenience, but as a result when they do break it, that first release can be amazing. I know for certain that some men enjoy it, I’ve overheard many a conversation between men standing at the urinal ‘breaking their seals’ about it feeling “as good as <something else>” and similar. Good looking tradie was probably holding off ‘breaking the seal’, as on that subsequent occasion he seemed to have already broken it, whether or not he was in the enjoys it too category I can only speculate.
Since this first initial experience, I’ve observed many similar. In time I can post some more of them if there is interest.
Cheers.