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Amazon Delivery Man

Posted: 25 Jul 2019, 20:39
by Fred
Yesterday I ordered a new bookshelf-sized stereo from Amazon, and according to the tracking info it was handed over for delivery at 5:30AM from a warehouse in another state 80 miles away. It arrived here at 2:00PM! The young man was very pleasant (if also tired-looking), and he agreed that his GPS wasn't very accurate in finding me 'way out in the woods! It being a warm afternoon I asked him if he wanted a cold Mountain Dew. He accepted, but then added, "What I need more is a bathroom." I pointed, he went in, and he peed strongly for 45 seconds. (Yes, I timed him. :shock:)

"Not easy to find a public rest room around here." I remarked. He grinned and said he was glad he had a good bladder. That's as far as I dared to pursue that subject. ;) But now I have some good fantasy material.

Re: Amazon Delivery Man

Posted: 25 Jul 2019, 21:00
by Wombat48
Lol have fantasised for years about a delivery guy arriving desperate to pee- maybe I need to mine to the countryside?? 😂😏

Re: Amazon Delivery Man

Posted: 25 Jul 2019, 21:02
by Brian
Yes, it's a fantasy of mine too. Reminds me of guys delivering things to me in my past.

45 seconds of forceful peeing suggests a really acute need beforehand.