Lads Pissing

Posted: **29 Jan 2018, 18:29**

bodgyuk wrote: ↑28 Jan 2018, 19:30
Keith wrote: ↑27 Jan 2018, 19:47 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zhc_7W77sQ

That one was followed by one of my very favorite clips of all times that I believe is somewhere in this section:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_s5AewKoOI
That's the - I'm really busting to go, to, oops a little has leaked out moment, I ought to do something about it..

He's an avid sports fan, drinking beer while watching the game, ignoring his bladder, holding it and holding it until he's on the verge of wetting himself, and then he hustles off, almost running....

Posted: **07 Feb 2018, 12:21**

Police don't let man go to toilet, wets himself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jtGEK3PPHo&t=18s

Posted: **07 Feb 2018, 12:39**

bradelzs wrote: ↑07 Feb 2018, 12:21 Police don't let man go to toilet, wets himself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jtGEK3PPHo&t=18s

Yep, the first minute of this video is very interesting to watch, isn't it? It's fortunate that although the picture quality is poor we still see exactly what happens to him thanks to what he's wearing on his lower half.

Posted: **15 Feb 2018, 16:49**

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goISp_RSZ7w

I found this on YouTube. It's a group of Mexican guys in the car and the one in the passenger seat has to piss so bad he's shifting in his seat and grabbing his crotch. I'll put some translations of the best moments below:

0:19 - Passenger: F*ck, turn green already, damn it!
0:22 - Driver: It's red, idiot, what the f*ck do you want me to do?
0:25 - Passenger: Dude, I really have to piss.
0:29 - Passenger: [I'll have to] let it out into a bottle.
Back seat passenger: Look, look, look.
Passenger: What? Where?
(The guy in the back seat taunts him with a yogurt bottle, which is definitely too small to contain the monster piss he's holding inside his bladder.)
0:40 - Driver: Look, dude! The light still isn't turning f*cking green—
Passenger: F*ck, squeeze it, idiot!
0:47 - Passenger: Come on, I can't hold it anymore, okay?
Back seat passenger: Where are you ticklish?

When the light turns green, he calls the guy an asshole and mutters on about how bad he has to piss. At the very end you can hear him starting to say "Seven minutes" and then the video cuts off, so I can assume they were only seven minutes away from their destination? I wonder whether he was able to hold it until then.

Posted: **15 Feb 2018, 19:18**

thanks for posting!!!!

Posted: **15 Feb 2018, 21:07**

neodreamwaters wrote: ↑15 Feb 2018, 16:49 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goISp_RSZ7w

I found this on YouTube. It's a group of Mexican guys in the car and the one in the passenger seat has to piss so bad he's shifting in his seat and grabbing his crotch. I'll put some translations of the best moments below:

0:19 - Passenger: F*ck, turn green already, damn it!
0:22 - Driver: It's red, idiot, what the f*ck do you want me to do?
0:25 - Passenger: Dude, I really have to piss.
0:29 - Passenger: [I'll have to] let it out into a bottle.
Back seat passenger: Look, look, look.
Passenger: What? Where?
(The guy in the back seat taunts him with a yogurt bottle, which is definitely too small to contain the monster piss he's holding inside his bladder.)
0:40 - Driver: Look, dude! The light still isn't turning f*cking green—
Passenger: F*ck, squeeze it, idiot!
0:47 - Passenger: Come on, I can't hold it anymore, okay?
Back seat passenger: Where are you ticklish?

When the light turns green, he calls the guy an asshole and mutters on about how bad he has to piss. At the very end you can hear him starting to say "Seven minutes" and then the video cuts off, so I can assume they were only seven minutes away from their destination? I wonder whether he was able to hold it until then.

Thanks for that one that was really hot
True desperation

Posted: **16 Feb 2018, 15:36**

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PzC4OrnsN8

Fictional, in French. I hope I know French.

Posted: **16 Feb 2018, 19:57**

La comedie francais - I enjoyed the humour in that one. I wonder if he would be up for a real desperation session?

Posted: **17 Feb 2018, 23:41**

greatwater wrote: ↑16 Feb 2018, 15:36 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PzC4OrnsN8

Fictional, in French. I hope I know French.

Looks like this was part of some kind of film exercise consisting of a goal, an obstacle, and high stakes:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iH7_imsS3L0

My French isn't as good as my Spanish, but I suppose I can provide some translations of certain moments when I get back from holiday if anyone wants to specify them.

Posted: **18 Feb 2018, 14:25**

neodreamwaters wrote: ↑17 Feb 2018, 23:41
greatwater wrote: ↑16 Feb 2018, 15:36 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PzC4OrnsN8

Fictional, in French. I hope I know French.
Looks like this was part of some kind of film exercise consisting of a goal, an obstacle, and high stakes:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iH7_imsS3L0

My French isn't as good as my Spanish, but I suppose I can provide some translations of certain moments when I get back from holiday if anyone wants to specify them.

Yes, there's a fair bit more in that extended version. And that narrator goes into incredible detail about all the possible scenarios and risks in the guy's search for a solution to his problem.
There are quite a number of French speakers here, by the way, so if it's not necessary to wait until you're back from holiday if anyone has any specific requests for scenes. (But there's far too much for the whole lot to be put down in writing, as you rightly imply.)
I did want to thank you, neodreamwaters, for the translation from the Spanish of that earlier video you linked. (I understand no Spanish at all.) I didn't say anything earlier because there was some discussion behind the scenes about whether the guy in that video was too young, but we've decided - by majority if not unanimity - that it's okay. And that was a great link. So thanks so much for your contributions!

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