Lads Pissing

I had a sighting today on my way home - bloke in his very early twenties was walking along the street with his mobile held to his ear in deep conversation, and he was urgently pinching his crotch as he walked. He would stop for a second, squeeze hard bend over slightly while pinching and moving his hand in a downward plucking motion.

He'd then change the phone over to the other hand, carry on, pinching with his now other free hand, rinse and repeat.

He was of East Asian appearance, about 5' 4" tall, mousy coloured hair and wearing a worn t-shirt and dusty black casual trousers.

The road is a residential road, so no idea where he was going. I was in a queue of cars, so lost him when I turned the corner and he was waiting at the traffic lights to cross the road - still pinching himself.

bodgyuk wrote: 17 Nov 2025, 10:56 I had a sighting today on my way home - bloke in his very early twenties was walking along the street with his mobile held to his ear in deep conversation, and he was urgently pinching his crotch as he walked. He would stop for a second, squeeze hard bend over slightly while pinching and moving his hand in a downward plucking motion.

He'd then change the phone over to the other hand, carry on, pinching with his now other free hand, rinse and repeat.

He was of East Asian appearance, about 5' 4" tall, mousy coloured hair and wearing a worn t-shirt and dusty black casual trousers.

The road is a residential road, so no idea where he was going. I was in a queue of cars, so lost him when I turned the corner and he was waiting at the traffic lights to cross the road - still pinching himself.

Great sighting! Any more details on the lad? Build? Hairstyle? Good-looking ?

ThePTNN202 wrote: 13 Nov 2025, 16:01
Dudes could have used the facilities at the pub, but I guess it's just more enjoyable to pee outside. Soccer dudes are cool
Either that, or we didn't think about it and suddenly realised upon getting to our car that we best not try and carry this home

Although peeing outdoors is a pleasure to some, it's probably more likely that they originally planned to hold it until they got home, and then realized that it might not be possible.

This Summer I had the chance to watch a very public pissing Or I better should say, wetting athough it was very discrete. I was waiting to cross the street as I saw a delivery rider, standing withi his bicycle between his legs which were slightly opened, one of them still on the pedal, the other on the ground. With obe hand he was holding the bycicle while with the other he was pinching the yellow sport shorts he was wearing, keeping the legs fabric of one of them away from his skin. In a moment, I heard some liquid splattering on the ground. I looked down and I saw a stream of clear piss streaming on his leg and falling down. He must be very desperated as there was a big amount of urine falling and making a puddle between his legs. He must have his dick pointed to the short’s hole matching with were his hand was holding the fabric apart. However some drops were also falling from the fabric, so he was wetting both his leg and a little his shoe and his shorts. Suddenly, he shaked his shorts, kind of relocated his dick and began ridding away… I couldn’t tell, but it seems that the accident was hardly noticeable. I’ll try to do it some day.

Mullat123 wrote: 17 Nov 2025, 15:19 This Summer I had the chance to watch a very public pissing Or I better should say, wetting athough it was very discrete. I was waiting to cross the street as I saw a delivery rider, standing withi his bicycle between his legs which were slightly opened, one of them still on the pedal, the other on the ground. With obe hand he was holding the bycicle while with the other he was pinching the yellow sport shorts he was wearing, keeping the legs fabric of one of them away from his skin. In a moment, I heard some liquid splattering on the ground. I looked down and I saw a stream of clear piss streaming on his leg and falling down. He must be very desperated as there was a big amount of urine falling and making a puddle between his legs. He must have his dick pointed to the short’s hole matching with were his hand was holding the fabric apart. However some drops were also falling from the fabric, so he was wetting both his leg and a little his shoe and his shorts. Suddenly, he shaked his shorts, kind of relocated his dick and began ridding away… I couldn’t tell, but it seems that the accident was hardly noticeable. I’ll try to do it some day.

Delivery guys, both on bicycles and driving cars, often spend a frantic several hours to do as many deliveries as possible as quickly as possible, not wasting precious time seeking and using a public rest room. They gulp beverages along the way to keep hydrated, and toward the end of their shifts they may have to control a bloated bladder. A bicycle seat can compress the urethra making holding their pee easier, but once off the bike It may be difficult to restrain the urgency. The one you saw apparently had reached his limit.

ThePTNN202 wrote: 13 Nov 2025, 16:01
Tonight, about dusk, a group of soccer dudes comes around the corner and prepares to pile into a big car (and go home I guess). Probably been drinking post practise or whatever (hopefully not whoever is driving). Just before they start piling into the car, one dude announces "ohhh I need a piss", takes the stance, pulls it out of his soccer shorts, and shoots into a bush just next to the car. Not a care in the world to try and hide what he is doing from his colleagues, or me, I'm barely a few metres away, he would have know he could be seen.

Chances are, if they were a group of athletes drinking together after soccer practice, they've undressed and showered around each other dozens of times — so it's unlikely that they're seeing anything new if one of their mates whips it out. In addition, there's always one or two lads at the group showers who are nonchalant about whizzing in the drain (sometimes to the disgust of their teammates, feigned or otherwise.) Of course every group of guys is different, but that also may contribute to a casual attitude about peeing around each other

bearshel wrote: 17 Nov 2025, 12:30
Great sighting! Any more details on the lad? Build? Hairstyle? Good-looking ?

Not much more to tell, he was of slim to medium build, hair was messy but not long. Attractive in a plain sort of way. His skin tone was sort of like a weak black tea, that sort of light ruddy/brown hue that some Asians have.

Surprisingly I saw him again today on my way home, wearing a white shirt and walking with an older man.

bodgyuk wrote: 18 Nov 2025, 06:22

bearshel wrote: 17 Nov 2025, 12:30
Great sighting! Any more details on the lad? Build? Hairstyle? Good-looking ?

Not much more to tell, he was of slim to medium build, hair was messy but not long. Attractive in a plain sort of way. His skin tone was sort of like a weak black tea, that sort of light ruddy/brown hue that some Asians have.

Surprisingly I saw him again today on my way home, wearing a white shirt and walking with an older man.

Maybe next time you see him you can say hello! haha

Post major stadium rock concert.
We've had a good time, we're in a good mood, and we've been drinking so need to unload

2 blokes walking behind a bus stop, overheard 1 say "are you just gonna do yours here?".
I had an idea what this probably meant, so went back a few minutes later and sure enough, there's 2 wet marks side by side on the wall.
So, presumably there had been a mutual "I need to do a piss" conversation earlier, when one decided to "do his" there, the other took the opportunity to join. 2 mates, side by side, mutually enjoying doing their pisses that they had talked with each other about earlier, on the wall behind the bus stop.
OK, I didn't see anything, I just head the comment, and what was running down the wall a few minutes later indicated that something like this is probably what played out

Different ways to water the plants in the company of friends:
Group of friends stop and sit down chatting, nearby to some gardens and bushes with a small retaining wall, like 20 cm high, around.
One gets up, walks to the retaining wall, stands at the base, points down and waters the leaves.
A few minutes later, another, bigger dude, heads for the same spot, puts on a bit more of an exhibition, steps up onto the retaining wall, holds it with both hands, releases a nice big arc over and into the hedge beyond.
Both completely nonchalant, only a couple of metres from the rest of the group, and not really concealed from anyone on the other side of the hedge having some food and waiting for crowds to disperse

Last one. Solo dude, fast walking up the path like he's in a rush for something. At the far end of the path becomes apparent what he's looking for is not there
Looks around, its dark, deserted. That hedge looks appealing. Steps up, unleashes, the sound of a waterfall in the leaves. He's there for a good minute. I hope it felt good for him

New year's eve

Look, you know there's gonna be a lot of piss on new year's.
Walking along a side alley after midnight, I came across this great big 'artistic' wet mark all the way up and along a wall.
There were 2, side by side, for size comparison. 1 regular wall piss, released 'normally' at waist height and running down the wall. Next to it, a massive piece of 'art', all the way across and up the wall to head height (wither or it was a really tall dude). Looked like some dude had a great time celebrating their first piss of 2026 trying to paint something on the wall. It looked like an attempt at some some kind of animal, part rabbit, part snail, I don't know, but it was impressive and I wanna know who this artist is Maybe they're even on here

In terms of sightings, I only really had 1:
2 big German speaking dudes I happened to be walking behind at one point, could tell they were looking for somewhere to do their wees, reaching down as though about to unzip as they scouted one spot along a fence, but thought better of it realising there was still a bit too much traffic coming past, and kept walking. Detour eventually led down a more deserted alley with an alcove and big industrial bin. Someone had already peed on the wall in front of the bin, one saw it and pointed, they paused momentarily, decisions, then one went behind the bin, a bit more secluded, while the other waited out front. Didn't seem too concerned anymore now in the presence of only another male passing by, we acknowledged each other but I kept walking and let them be. Just after I passed one emerged and the other took his turn to go behind the bin do his wee too.

There were lots of marks and puddles everywhere, not so many sightings though, you just come across all the aftermaths, and can tell what happened.
Anyway, I have to say, I was quite impressed by that big piss painting