Men's business post major sporting event
This is the location with the vague and misleading facility signage I would have talked about elsewhere.
I was there in a professional capacity, but knowing there's usually quite a 'good time' after I certainly drink plenty of water
Crossing the park, dude asks me "do you know where the toilets are?". I do, but of course I just kind of shrug indicating 'I don't know' to see what happens. Given the circumstances (game over, everyone's probably been drinking), it probably looks like I myself could be just walking back from watering a tree.
Given that response, dude walks to some shrubs, unzips, points, and unloads.
Finishes, zips up and walks back, encountering another quite tall bloke walking past obviously looking for 'something' (what the signage promised). I hear the dude that just pissed proudly proclaim "I just had a good piss in the bush", following which this bloke also walks up to the shrubs, spreads his legs and takes a big wide stance, I assume because of his height, to lower himself a bit below top of the shrubs and be obscured should anyone walk past on the other side.
Just then another dude walks into the park heading down the path, but then seeing this bloke facing into the shrubs with legs spread things are self-evident. Dude goes and joins the bloke at the shrubs, and it seems like a nice bonding moment both engaging in a bit of banter as they enjoy spraying the leaves. The tall bloke was still there quite a long time after the other dude had finished and left, maybe he was particularly full.
There was a nice patch of particularly wet and dripping leaves
Later, observed a dude 'scouting locations'. Walked up to a small alcove, hands already reaching down to his zipper, but on realising it was too well lit up, kind of grabbed it and squeezed it a bit (to hold it back). Looked at some trees, repeat, as there were some other people walking nearby. Started heading behind the park bench where I was sitting at the time, repeat, realising I was there (in hindsight I should have just indicated some kind of 'approval' to go behind and piss, see what happens). Later, further up the path behind a building there was a wet mark on the wall and a really big puddle below, I think he felt better after that and hope he enjoyed it
And yes, eventually I hosed a tree trunk too, just after I heard the 'last train in 10 minutes' call, as I had to get that train.
Stepping out just after, a group of 5 blokes came round the corner (I guess also a last minute dash before the trains stopped running). One of the group, who's obviously done this before says something like "the sign points there but its all the way around the back". Within a few seconds I hear behind me the sound of torrents hosing tree trunks and leaves, accompanied by sighs indicating the mutual pleasure I'm sure many sports fans know of having a nice big piss outside after a good game (and drinking session)
Little discretion is required given these circumstances when the company is only other males, no need to conceal intentions from me passing by (well, to be fair, I had just done the same thing, and in the circumstances they probably kind of assumed I had, indeed I kind of hope one of them might have picked the same tree trunk, and seen how high up it I had sprayed, while enjoying their own)
Anyway, mutually enjoying their pisses in parks, sports fans are cool
