From your brilliant description, it doesn't sound to me as if everyone could have made it to the service station anyway. Not the guy in the front seat, the one who originally asked for the stop, for one!
If one of two of them had soaked their jeans, I guess that might have changed the nature of the humorous banter when everyone finally got to pee, too?
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Hehe! Sure you are!Def123 wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 09:13 I was tempted yes, would have been good to see their frantic dash for the services building, although to be honest I think it might have been another visit to the truck stop section to pee into the hedge rather than risk the waddlenindoors. I’d likely have missed the Portuguese guy’s reaction too.
Plus, as I think was mentioned elsewhere, when peeing outside there seems to be more openness to chatting/talking, making comment about how desperate people were. If it were indoors at a public toilet there would likely have been near silence and eyes forward. (Certainly no waving your dick around as you walk towards your friends![]()
That and I’m far too nice!
Absolutely get what your saying about lads peeing outside together!!
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Peeing indoors into a porcelain receptacle is an artificial situation for a man. Men are built for outdoor peeing, and with a group it should be a social experience. (And if you want to wave your dick at a friend, what's wrong with that?)Wombat48 wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 10:47Hehe! Sure you are!Def123 wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 09:13 I was tempted yes, would have been good to see their frantic dash for the services building, although to be honest I think it might have been another visit to the truck stop section to pee into the hedge rather than risk the waddlenindoors. I’d likely have missed the Portuguese guy’s reaction too.
Plus, as I think was mentioned elsewhere, when peeing outside there seems to be more openness to chatting/talking, making comment about how desperate people were. If it were indoors at a public toilet there would likely have been near silence and eyes forward. (Certainly no waving your dick around as you walk towards your friends![]()
That and I’m far too nice!
Absolutely get what your saying about lads peeing outside together!!![]()
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I’m not sure who was most desperate to be honest, Original Desperate Guy was really well know for always needing to pee, every trip out for drinks/road trip/walk/run/bike ride invariably involved one or more pit stops to empty him.Brian wrote: ↑29 Nov 2018, 10:45 From your brilliant description, it doesn't sound to me as if everyone could have made it to the service station anyway. Not the guy in the front seat, the one who originally asked for the stop, for one!
If one of two of them had soaked their jeans, I guess that might have changed the nature of the humorous banter when everyone finally got to pee, too?
Portuguese guy was clearly about to explode and very relieved, but the guy who said the least ran for the makeshift urinal the fastest and probably peed the longest and hardest.
I think an emergency hard shoulder piss Stop would have resulted if we’d not stopped, that or one of them would have lost in on the walk to the services

Someone soaking their jeans would have been interesting, it would probably have resulted in years of piss taking, but I bet it wouldn’t have started until everyone else had managed to take a leak (and make sure they wern’t Next to lose it)!
This sort of thing has happened to me quite a few times, I sometimes wonder if I’m just ‘lucky’ or other people just don’t remember it as much as I/we do!
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I was desperate in traffic more than once, and one time it lead to me actually wetting. I was young, naive and inexperienced when it comes to the results of drinking water before hitting the road. I ended up extremely desperate in a traffic jam, up to where I could hardly drive anymore. I reached services eventually, but it was already too late by then. Result : 25% of pee in my pants in the car, 50% in my pants while trying to reach a tree and the rest against that tree
Another time I was driving along with a friend and when he stopped to pee, I smoked instead of peeing because it was only an hour more driving. Still, young and naive...
Of course we hit a major traffic jam and an hour later, I was literally holding myself in front of him. He managed to stop, and I got away with only a big squirt in my briefs while getting out into the bushes at the side of the road. Luckily he never saw that wet spot!

Another time I was driving along with a friend and when he stopped to pee, I smoked instead of peeing because it was only an hour more driving. Still, young and naive...

Of course we hit a major traffic jam and an hour later, I was literally holding myself in front of him. He managed to stop, and I got away with only a big squirt in my briefs while getting out into the bushes at the side of the road. Luckily he never saw that wet spot!
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I have read that in males, the part of the brain for planning and predicting consequences may not become fully developed until age 26. That's why some lads don't monitor their fluid intake before a car trip and they don't take "precautionary pees". 

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I don't drive but i like to fantasize about being the passenger in a car and getting stuck in traffic whilst desperate for the toilet! Would love to role play it some day.
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Many, many (many) years ago, I was often on the opposite end of this deal. I didn't like to drink and drive, but I had some beer-drinking buddies who liked to drink and ride. I was always very (very) slow to respond to a request for a pit stop.Dontpissitaway wrote: ↑20 Dec 2018, 00:01 I don't drive but i like to fantasize about being the passenger in a car and getting stuck in traffic whilst desperate for the toilet! Would love to role play it some day.

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Oh wow that must have been interesting! Yes would love to be stuck in a car as a passenger having drank too much and broken the seal, would be no hope of me keeping my pants dry for sure.Fred wrote: ↑20 Dec 2018, 00:34Many, many (many) years ago, I was often on the opposite end of this deal. I didn't like to drink and drive, but I had some beer-drinking buddies who liked to drink and ride. I was always very (very) slow to respond to a request for a pit stop.Dontpissitaway wrote: ↑20 Dec 2018, 00:01 I don't drive but i like to fantasize about being the passenger in a car and getting stuck in traffic whilst desperate for the toilet! Would love to role play it some day.![]()