If you’re not from UK, a div, or divvy, is a fairly general term of abuse, meaning someone who is not very intelligent. From Google dictionary “a stupid or foolish person”.
A couple of blokes cane out of the station, one of them obviously in dire straits, he had his hands down the front of his jeans, obviously clasping his dick shut, and obviously couldn’t let go (without flooding his jeans
).They were both in their early thirties, typical rugby build, dressed in smart casual wear.
The one I was particularly interested in (I think you know which one!)was in blue jeans, trainers, shirt and hoodie.
He wanted to go straight to a railway tunnel next to the station for a piss, but his pal had seen the sign for the toilets, and wanted to go there instead. Bursting guy said, “no, I can’t make it”, but his friend was insistent. Bursting guy said “I can’t, look at me, I’m walking like a div!!”. He was really cross, and shouted this line out so violently.
For some reason though, he followed his pal to the toilets - which I knew were shut at this time. Obviously, I followed them too!!
On finding the bogs shut, and one bloke already pissing in the doorway, our hero said “I’m pissing where he is”, and shoved himself in with the already pissing bloke to let loose a much needed stream - only to be chased away by a rail employee, who sent them to the (still open) urinal. His relief on getting their was amazing - unfortunately I couldn’t see if/how much he’d wet his jeans, just enjoyed standing next to a bloke who had several pints to let go, and couldn’t contain his sighs and groans at the relief of it all!!
So, a good random sighting for me!!
I loved how cross he was when he shouted “I’m walking like a div!!”.