After dribble at the supermarket?

[bodgyuk]

I was in my local supermarket today, as I was browsing the potatoes, this bloke came around the corner sweeping anyone in front of him aside with his trolley.

He was wearing bright orange elasticated cotton shorts, a red t-shirt, a pair of flip flops on his feet, dirty blonde hair, about 5' 8 or 9 (174cm). I'd put him anywhere between 18 and 25, he was with some other people, who may have been workmates.

I couldn't help but notice on the right side of his shorts was a relatively fresh wet patch about the size of the length of a credit card stretching from the obvious tip of his bulge down towards his right leg opening.

It didn't appear to be bothering him or the other four people he was with.

I wonder, did he pull it out through the leg hole and dribble as he put it back too soon, or over the waistband and dribbled shortly afterwards or perhaps it was the other way around - he'd had pre dribble.

[Lee]

Sightings like that are pure fantasy material. I’d love to think it was a pre-dribble as he made it to the toilet just in time.

I once saw a similarly-aged lad at a train station, returning to his group of mates after going behind the platform stairway for a presumably desperate wee. As he walked back to them he was looking down at himself and giving his crotch the occasional gentle tug. If he was checking for wetness he’d hardly need have bothered - he was wearing a pair of charcoal-coloured jeans and there was a large dark wet patch almost the size of a saucer on the crotch, extending down to the top of his thigh. As he reached his mates he said loudly, “I thought I heard someone coming, I put it back in before I’d stopped going!”

They obviously thought it was hilarious and he just kept looking down as they stood waiting, presumably hoping that the wet stain would miraculously disappear. He must have been releasing a torrent though for it to have soaked through his pants onto his jeans like that.

I do wonder though if such incidents are classed as genuinely wetting yourself?

Do the two lads in the above incidents actually acknowledge that they wet themselves?

[bodgyuk]

Do the two lads in the above incidents actually acknowledge that they wet themselves?

I think the answer is - brazen it out. It'd be interesting to know how many people would actually notice - and, I suppose, if you take the view 'the more I ignore it, the less likely people are to notice' it'd probably work.

Years ago there was a bloke where I worked, who always had sometimes substantial after dribble evidence. The business had more women employed than men and I recall mentioning during a conversation to one of the ladies about it, and she had never noticed.

[Fred]

When you're in a hurry, it's easy to put it away too soon. Of course, we can fantasize that it was so urgent that he started before he got it out and aimed!

[zsrh2002]

When I was around 19 or 20 I was working a summer job at a computer recycling / refurbishing business. It was my last day on the job as I had to back to university. There was a colleague who also worked there around the same age, he was thin, muscular and good looking, he was wearing a light colored t-shirt and light grey / white jeans. A customer came it to purchase a refurbished printer, and the sale took a long time as the customer was asking a lot of questions. My colleague was serving the customer, as it went on he started to fidget, the fidgeting got more and more, he was also crossing and uncrossing his legs. Finally the customer paid and my colleague ran to toilet, I assisted the customer with loading the printer into the car. When I came back into the store, my colleague just came out of the toilet (the toiler door was right by the entrance door), he had a large wet spot to the right of his crotch. As he had light coloured pants it was really noticeable. He looked really embarrassed, being polite I never drew attention to it or asked him what happened.

[Wombat48]

He was wearing s red T shirt with orange shorts? LOL

[bodgyuk]

When I came back into the store, my colleague just came out of the toilet (the toiler door was right by the entrance door), he had a large wet spot to the right of his crotch. As he had light coloured pants it was really noticeable. He looked really embarrassed, being polite I never drew attention to it or asked him what happened.

Shame it was your last day. Ideal to ask him to join you for a farewell drink.

[bodgyuk]

He was wearing s red T shirt with orange shorts? LOL

Indeed he was, or the shirt could have been orange once, and faded to a sort of red colour.

[Fred]

When I came back into the store, my colleague just came out of the toilet (the toiler door was right by the entrance door), he had a large wet spot to the right of his crotch. As he had light coloured pants it was really noticeable. He looked really embarrassed, being polite I never drew attention to it or asked him what happened.

Shame it was your last day. Ideal to ask him to join you for a farewell drink.

It appears that your colleague had been doing what a number of eager young men do: rather than interrupt his work he had been holding a full bladder until the end of his shift. In this case, he had delayed relief longer than he expected and experienced the consequences. Over the years I have known some who, either at quitting time or at the moment they arrive home, frequently have taken a massive piss. Whether they do this out of convenience, pride or pleasure, I find holding at work to be a hot topic.

[Brian]

Some brilliant accounts in this topic already. I love them all.

All of them sound as if they were preceded by serious desperation (in the account which zsrh2002 relates there's absolutely no doubt), and there's something so frustrating for the guy concerned about holding for so long, making it to the toilet, but nonetheless having wet underwear and a very obvious outer stain to show for it afterwards.