The Master Video List

[Brian]

Guy is so desperate for a pee that he pees in his khakis

https://www.tiktok.com/@jacobaguilera81 ... 2300913925

I'm puzzled. He seems to place his phone on the floor for the event.

It is puzzling, yes. But my impression is that he actually falls on the floor because he's so desperate he can't put one foot in front of the other, starts doing it in his pants, then puts his phone down so that he can stand up and pee into the rubbish bin that's right there. But it's too late.

[Fred]

With my suspicious mind, I think he was making a video of it.

[googlism2008]

Excellent find.

Whether this guy is making a video or not, his bladder must have been overfull to release so much.

If he was trying to record a video, then the duration of this video is very short as he picked up his phone within 20 seconds. And the angle from the bottom up is a bit weird. It probably doesn't make a very good video.

Assuming he is not making a video, I think he had already lost a significant amount in his underwear, very briefly gained control while legs tightly crossed on the ground, but started going full stream as he stood up and started unbuckling. Not sure whether he had difficulty undoing that top button, but evidently he decided that continuing to unzip was futile.

[bearshel]

To me something is off about the video too. If he's not making a show of it, is he maybe drunk?

[Fred]

My take on this: He was planning to make a video of him peeing in the trash container, but he couldn't hold it and started peeing his pants before he got his belt unbuckled. He gave up on the idea, decided not to go down the stairs, picked up his phone and left.

We've all seen videos that start with an apology because they couldn't hold it long enough to get the camera set up.

[greatwater]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARtYPAZaNq8

Ozzy Osborne and Ricky Jervais needed to use the toilet during the interview with Graham Norton.

[Fred]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARtYPAZaNq8

Ozzy Osborne and Ricky Jervais needed to use the toilet during the interview with Graham Norton.

I'm sure they're not the only ones who have needed to pee during one of these talk shows. A lot depends on what they've been drinking to fortify themselves, and how long they've had to wait backstage before going on camera.

[greatwater]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuGwxX10aCM

From Rana Vikrama Kannada, Vikram waits to meet a government official with a full bladder, and then...

I know this is not real, but I think we know this kind of situation well.

[bodgyuk]

You don't have to understand Mandarin to see what is going on here. With his sudden decision, did he squirt a little?

https://t.co/YWKJx7TdsA

[Fred]

You don't have to understand Mandarin to see what is going on here. With his sudden decision, did he squirt a little?

https://t.co/YWKJx7TdsA

An involuntary squirt is often what pushes a man into taking drastic action. At least it has with me!