I took the dog out to the park every day at the weekend and had two brief sightings of runners. The first was a young guy in a purple t-shirt and black shorts, he must have passed me a couple of times doing laps while I was walking the dog. I saw him up ahead a bit later and he’d stopped to do some stretches, hamstring etc. But, that was apparently a cover as when a group of middle aged ladies had moved on round a corner he made a bee line for the nearest hedge, had a quick look around to make sure the coast was clear, turned to face the hedge and hitched up one leg of his running shorts.
He probably thought he was being discrete, but I’m sure if you seem a guy with legs stood shoulder width apart, hands at waist and one leg of shorts hitched up into the groin.......it’s fairly obvious what he’s stretching! When he’d finished he did a few more stretches and off he went on his way
The second time I was inside the park, walking towards an area where there are glass recycling ‘skips’ that face the road. A young guy driving a silver polo, wearing a tracksuit, stops on the (very quiet) road alongside and gets out of his car, walks up to the fence next to the ‘clear glass’ skip, flops his dick out and starts pissing into the park. He must have pissed for well over a minute and he was so busy looking out for other cars he completely missed me!
